Sierra of The Phoenix and Olive Branch explains why we need sex education by repeating a few of the myths about sexuality that her fundamentalist church taught her. I hadn’t heard of most of these, but #3 is my favorite:
People can tell whether or not you have ever masturbated by the way you smell (pheromones).
If we have to lie to our youth so they’ll behave the way the Bible says they should, maybe we have a more serious problem on our hands.