In Other News, My Brain Explodes from Excitement

Deadline.com reports that The CW is developing a contemporary adaptation of Alice in Wonderland:

The drama project centers on a young female detective in present-day Los Angeles who discovers another world that exists under the surface of this ultra-modern city.

Seriously, everyone. My brains splattered all over my computer screen.

Update: I simply must echo the first sentence of The Mary Sue’s coverage of this news.